WHITE HOUSE DOWN
DIE HARD at the White House, via Hanna-Barbera. The broad-stroked characters (starting with Jamie Foxx as THE PRESIDENT), ludicrous situations, rampant clichés (watch that pocket watch!), and utter predictability make for an eye-rolling yawn only slightly more exciting than any given SCOOBY DOO mystery. C’mon, Roland Emmerich! Try harder!